As the name suggests, Tough Mudder is going to be tough.
After initially signing up, you said that you would be in the shape of your life, don’t lie, we all said it.
I know I did.
I wanted to be able to run 10km without breaking a sweat, climb walls like a parkour kid, jump over moving vehicles… but now that the day has actually come, I have just realised that I can’t even cross the road without putting my life in danger.
However, I have bought the ticket, I want the Tough Mudder headband, and I’m already thirsty for that end of race beer.
So, I’ve devised a 10 step plan for success… Tough Mudder, you’re going down.